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Weekly Humor | Old-Timer Woes

Old-Timer Woes At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.  “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean.  My cataracts are so bad I...

Weekly Humor | A Great Feat Indeed

A Great Feat Indeed A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen.  After several minutes, the older worker had enough.  ‘Why don’t...

Weekly Humor | THE INTELLECTUALS

THE INTELLECTUALS Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sunset. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the...

Weekly Humor | STINGY OLD LAWYER

STINGY OLD LAWYER A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least...

Weekly Humor | A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce

A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a...