by Doug Wood | Dec 27, 2018 | Humor
How much time do I have? A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.”Is it true,” she wanted to know,”that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the...
by Doug Wood | Dec 13, 2018 | Humor
Dog Tired An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him...
by Doug Wood | Nov 29, 2018 | Humor
He’s Nobody’s Fool When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his...
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