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Weekly Humor | STINGY OLD LAWYER

STINGY OLD LAWYER A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least...

Weekly Humor | A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce

A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a...

Weekly Humor | Show Your Badge

Show Your Badge A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher… He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he...

Weekly Humor | Teacher Speaking to Her Class

Teacher Speaking to Her Class Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” *Nobody stands up* Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!” *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: “Oh, Johnny you think...

Weekly Humor | Granny and the Cop

Granny and the Cop An elderly couple was driving across the country.  The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?”  The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband...