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Humor

Laughter has often been called, “the best medicine”, and a good joke will often have me rolling in the aisle. Humor can lighten our mood, make us smile and see things differently. On bad days a good joke or funny story can boost our spirits.

I’m hoping this section will make you smile, laugh, and look at things from a funny angle. Each week I will share a joke or funny story, hoping your day has been made a little brighter. If you have a (clean) joke or story and wish to share it, please feel free to email it to me at doug@time4seniors.com.

 

The Blondes, The Brunettes and the Tour Bus

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London.   The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level.   The brunette team down below...

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The Cowboy and the Stranger

The Cowboy and the Stranger   A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2019 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,...

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The marine Pilot

THE MARINE PILOT The teacher gave her 5th-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story w/a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back &, one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled...

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Greatest Invention Ever!!!

  Greatest Invention Ever!   A soldier, a sailor and an airman were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world. "It is the laser," said the soldier, a man of obvious superior intellect....

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Amish Joke

An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?” The mother, never having seen an...

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Everything in Texas is BIG

  Everything in Texas is BIG There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that...

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Cute Rabbit Joke

Cute Rabbit Joke   I was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation.   A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. “I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh, sure we’ve got...

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The New Deputy

The New Deputy The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's...

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Easy to Find

Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, "Hey look at this great ball!" Tom replied, "What's so great about it?" Bob said, "Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water it will float. This ball is...

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Who Will Ever Know?

A Baptist pastor decides to play hooky on a Sunday to play golf. He's playing the best golf of his life when an angel asks God, "Are you going to let this slide? Do something!" So God says, "Watch this." The pastor hits a 425-yard tee shot and the ball goes in the...

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