by Doug Wood | Nov 8, 2018 | Humor
A Great Feat Indeed A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. ‘Why don’t...
by Doug Wood | Oct 25, 2018 | Humor
THE INTELLECTUALS Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sunset. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the...
by Doug Wood | Oct 18, 2018 | Humor |
STINGY OLD LAWYER A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least...
by Doug Wood | Oct 11, 2018 | Humor
A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a...
by Doug Wood | Oct 4, 2018 | Humor
Asylum Logic During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked Director Albert what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said Albert, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to...
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