by Doug Wood | Jun 15, 2018 | Humor
“Will I Live To 80?” I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him,” Do...
by WebAdmin | May 30, 2018 | Humor
Fixed by the State During a terrible storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess...
by Doug Wood | May 17, 2018 | Humor
Dr. Young & Dr. Geezer An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for $500 – if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor...
by Doug Wood | May 10, 2018 | Humor
Sisters Growing Old Once upon a time, there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together. One night the 96-year-old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. “Was I getting in the tub or out?” she yelled. The 94-year-old hollered back, “I...
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