by Doug Wood | Mar 26, 2019 | Humor
Cute Rabbit Joke I was in a pet store picking up some pet food for my dog when I overheard the following conversation. A cute girl peaks over the counter and politely asks the sales representative. “I’m interested in buying a rabbit.” “Oh, sure we’ve got...
by Doug Wood | Mar 20, 2019 | Humor
The New Deputy The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied....
by Doug Wood | Feb 20, 2019 | Humor
Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said, “Hey look at this great ball!” Tom replied, “What’s so great about it?” Bob said, “Well if you lose it, it will beep until you find it, and if it goes into the water...
by Doug Wood | Feb 13, 2019 | Humor
A Baptist pastor decides to play hooky on a Sunday to play golf. He’s playing the best golf of his life when an angel asks God, “Are you going to let this slide? Do something!” So God says, “Watch this.” The pastor hits a 425-yard tee...
by Doug Wood | Feb 9, 2019 | Humor
THE INTELECTUALS Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the...
by Doug Wood | Jan 31, 2019 | Humor
Wisdom A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,...
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