by Doug Wood | Dec 27, 2018 | Humor
How much time do I have? A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.”Is it true,” she wanted to know,”that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the...
by Doug Wood | Dec 20, 2018 | Humor
Three Prosperous Sons Return Home to Mom Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said: “I sent...
by Doug Wood | Dec 13, 2018 | Humor
Dog Tired An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him...
by Doug Wood | Dec 3, 2018 | Humor
Two Moose Hunters Visit a Remote Lake A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week, and warns them that his plane won’t be able to take off with more than one moose. The next week...
by Doug Wood | Nov 29, 2018 | Humor
He’s Nobody’s Fool When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his...
by Doug Wood | Nov 20, 2018 | Humor
Late Night Lecture An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,...
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