by Doug Wood | Aug 2, 2018 | Humor
Teacher Speaking to Her Class Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” *Nobody stands up* Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!” *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: “Oh, Johnny you think...
by Doug Wood | Jul 26, 2018 | Humor
Granny and the Cop An elderly couple was driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband...
by Doug Wood | Jul 12, 2018 | Humor
“The Game” On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. The older man was tired, and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. But the lawyer insisted the game...
by Doug Wood | Jul 5, 2018 | Humor
Head to the Dentist I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a toothbrush, which he proceeded to use to scrub underneath the rim of a toilet. “What are you doing?” I asked. “Hazing the new guy,” he said with a grin. “You...
by Doug Wood | Jun 28, 2018 | Humor
“Hospital Regulations” Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed...
by Doug Wood | Jun 20, 2018 | Humor
The Deadliest Job in WWII My high school assignment
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served
in the Philippines during the war,
I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?” Dad got quiet....
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