by Doug Wood | Dec 27, 2018 | Humor
How much time do I have? A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.”Is it true,” she wanted to know,”that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the...
by Doug Wood | Aug 16, 2018 | Humor
“Doctor’s Orders” An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. He’ll die very soon unless you do exactly as I tell...
by Doug Wood | May 10, 2018 | Humor
Listen To Your Doctor Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said,...
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