by Doug Wood | Aug 16, 2018 | Humor
“Doctor’s Orders” An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. He’ll die very soon unless you do exactly as I tell...
by Doug Wood | Jul 26, 2018 | Health & Exercise
Your Wife is HOT: 5 Tips for Beating the Summer Heat Before yesterday afternoon, I had no idea what my topic this week would be. My inspiration came around 3:15 at a stop light six blocks from the office. As I pulled to a stop, I noticed, to my right, a man jogging on...
by Doug Wood | Jul 5, 2018 | Humor
Head to the Dentist I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a toothbrush, which he proceeded to use to scrub underneath the rim of a toilet. “What are you doing?” I asked. “Hazing the new guy,” he said with a grin. “You...
by Doug Wood | Jun 28, 2018 | Humor
“Hospital Regulations” Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed...
by Doug Wood | Jun 8, 2018 | Humor
Health Food in Heaven An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them...
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