by Doug Wood | Feb 9, 2019 | Humor
THE INTELECTUALS Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sun set. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the...
by Doug Wood | Dec 27, 2018 | Humor
How much time do I have? A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.”Is it true,” she wanted to know,”that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the...
by Doug Wood | Dec 20, 2018 | Humor
Three Prosperous Sons Return Home to Mom Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said: “I sent...
by Doug Wood | Dec 3, 2018 | Humor
Two Moose Hunters Visit a Remote Lake A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week, and warns them that his plane won’t be able to take off with more than one moose. The next week...
by Doug Wood | Nov 20, 2018 | Humor
Late Night Lecture An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,...
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