by Doug Wood | Aug 21, 2018 | Humor
Horse Joke Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop...
by Doug Wood | Aug 16, 2018 | Humor
“Doctor’s Orders” An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. He’ll die very soon unless you do exactly as I tell...
by Doug Wood | Aug 2, 2018 | Humor
Teacher Speaking to Her Class Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” *Nobody stands up* Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!” *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: “Oh, Johnny you think...
by Doug Wood | Jul 26, 2018 | Humor
Granny and the Cop An elderly couple was driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband...
by Doug Wood | Jul 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
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