by Doug Wood | Dec 3, 2018 | Humor
Two Moose Hunters Visit a Remote Lake A bush-pilot drops Bob and Ted, two moose hunters, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario. He tells them that he’ll be back in a week, and warns them that his plane won’t be able to take off with more than one moose. The next week...
by Doug Wood | Nov 20, 2018 | Humor
Late Night Lecture An elderly man driving erratically was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body,...
by Doug Wood | Nov 15, 2018 | Humor
Old-Timer Woes At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I...
by Doug Wood | Nov 8, 2018 | Humor
A Great Feat Indeed A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out-do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. ‘Why don’t...
by Doug Wood | Oct 25, 2018 | Humor
THE INTELLECTUALS Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting on the veranda one summer evening, watching the sunset. The history professor asked the psychology professor, “Have you read Marx?” To which the...
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