by Doug Wood | Oct 18, 2018 | Humor |
STINGY OLD LAWYER A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the old saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance chaser finally figured out how to take at least...
by Doug Wood | Oct 11, 2018 | Humor
A Woman Gives Answers About Her Divorce A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a...
by Doug Wood | Sep 13, 2018 | Humor
Show Your Badge A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher… He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he...
by Doug Wood | Aug 2, 2018 | Humor
Teacher Speaking to Her Class Teacher: “Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!” *Nobody stands up* Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!” *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: “Oh, Johnny you think...
by Doug Wood | Jul 26, 2018 | Humor
Granny and the Cop An elderly couple was driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were speeding?” The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband...
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