by Doug Wood | Mar 5, 2020 | Humor
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The brunette team rides on the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below...
by Doug Wood | Oct 3, 2019 | Humor
The Cowboy and the Stranger A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 2019 AUDI advanced towards him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man named Cliff in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes,...
by Doug Wood | Jun 10, 2019 | Humor
THE MARINE PILOT The teacher gave her 5th-grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story w/a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back &, one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled...
by Doug Wood | May 11, 2019 | Humor
Greatest Invention Ever! A soldier, a sailor and an airman were sitting together having a beer and they begin to discuss the greatest technological inventions of the modern world. “It is the laser,” said the soldier, a man of obvious superior...
by Doug Wood | May 2, 2019 | Humor
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?” The mother, never having seen an...
by Doug Wood | Apr 8, 2019 | Humor
Everything in Texas is BIG There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her hotel and her suite. She went into the huge cafe and said to the waitress, who took her order for a cup of coffee, that...
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