by Doug Wood | Jul 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? —George Carlin
by Doug Wood | Jul 12, 2018 | Humor
“The Game” On an overseas flight, a lawyer and an older man were in adjoining seats. The lawyer asked the senior if he’d like to play a little game. The older man was tired, and he told the lawyer he only wanted to sleep. But the lawyer insisted the game...
by Doug Wood | Jul 5, 2018 | Humor
Head to the Dentist I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth when my squad leader barged in. He was holding a toothbrush, which he proceeded to use to scrub underneath the rim of a toilet. “What are you doing?” I asked. “Hazing the new guy,” he said with a grin. “You...
by Doug Wood | Jun 28, 2018 | Humor
“Hospital Regulations” Hospital rules state that patients checking out must have a wheelchair. One day a newly graduated nurse assistant came into the room to find an elderly man fully dressed. He was sitting on the bedside chair, with a piece of packed...
by Doug Wood | Jun 20, 2018 | Humor
The Deadliest Job in WWII My high school assignment
was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served
in the Philippines during the war,
I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?” Dad got quiet....
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