by Doug Wood | Oct 4, 2018 | Humor
Asylum Logic During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked Director Albert what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said Albert, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to...
by Doug Wood | Sep 20, 2018 | Humor
“Here Endeth the Lesson”! Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand He approached her...
by Doug Wood | Sep 13, 2018 | Humor
Show Your Badge A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher… He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he...
by Doug Wood | Sep 7, 2018 | Humor
No More Gators While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any...
by Doug Wood | Aug 21, 2018 | Humor
Horse Joke Jack strode into ‘John’s Stable’ looking to buy a horse. “Listen here,” said John, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow. He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop...
by Doug Wood | Aug 16, 2018 | Humor
“Doctor’s Orders” An 80-year-old man goes to the doctor with his wife. After the exam, the physician pulls the wife aside, and says, “I’m afraid your husband has an advanced stress disorder. He’ll die very soon unless you do exactly as I tell...
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